Humour

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{"id":9270876174,"title":"Two Old Geezers Tell You About Cycling, the A-Z","handle":"two-old-geezers-tell-you-about-cycling-the-a-z-1","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat is a geezer? According to that great expert on language, Eric Partridge, it used to be a disparaging term for old women. Ah, but come the 20th century, the men took over. So it became a useful description for old buffers, old codgers, old coots, and venerable galahs. Dunstan and Hook first saw daylight in the 1920s, so they are well fitted for the role of venerable galahs and like top politicians they can turn their skills to any subject without having to know to know too much about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Old Geezers are thoroughly saddle worn. They have done more than 100,000 kilometres on two wheels. They have cycled in Europe, cycled across America, plugged their way though rain and wind from Melbourne to Sydney and camped in more unfortunate places than they care to describe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Dunstan geezer has even mixed it with 100 million bicyclists in China. The world has seen two amazing bicycle booms. The first was in the 1880s, when it was absolutely the thing. The second boom took off in the 1970s, at first with very little show more\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-04-27T20:26:05+10:00","created_at":"2016-12-23T13:22:27+11:00","vendor":"Wilkinson Publishing","type":"Books","tags":["Audience_Adult","Books_Humour","For Ages_18 Years \u0026 Up","Format_Paperback"],"price":400,"price_min":400,"price_max":400,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":33231661774,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"9781921804311","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Two Old Geezers Tell You About Cycling, the A-Z","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":400,"weight":100,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":5,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":"9781921804311","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/davesdeals.com.au\/cdn\/shop\/products\/9781921804311-2.jpg?v=1616649042"],"featured_image":"\/\/davesdeals.com.au\/cdn\/shop\/products\/9781921804311-2.jpg?v=1616649042","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":"Two Old Geezers Tell You About Cycling, the A-Z - Books - Daves Deals","id":139600625734,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.908,"height":500,"width":454,"src":"\/\/davesdeals.com.au\/cdn\/shop\/products\/9781921804311-2.jpg?v=1616649042"},"aspect_ratio":0.908,"height":500,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/davesdeals.com.au\/cdn\/shop\/products\/9781921804311-2.jpg?v=1616649042","width":454}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp\u003eWhat is a geezer? According to that great expert on language, Eric Partridge, it used to be a disparaging term for old women. Ah, but come the 20th century, the men took over. So it became a useful description for old buffers, old codgers, old coots, and venerable galahs. Dunstan and Hook first saw daylight in the 1920s, so they are well fitted for the role of venerable galahs and like top politicians they can turn their skills to any subject without having to know to know too much about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Old Geezers are thoroughly saddle worn. They have done more than 100,000 kilometres on two wheels. They have cycled in Europe, cycled across America, plugged their way though rain and wind from Melbourne to Sydney and camped in more unfortunate places than they care to describe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Dunstan geezer has even mixed it with 100 million bicyclists in China. The world has seen two amazing bicycle booms. The first was in the 1880s, when it was absolutely the thing. The second boom took off in the 1970s, at first with very little show more\u003c\/p\u003e"}

{"id":9270864782,"title":"[Clearance] Two Old Geezers Tell You About Bridge, the A-Z","handle":"two-old-geezers-tell-you-about-bridge-the-a-z","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat is a geezer? According to that great expert on language, Eric Partridge, it used to be a disparaging term for old women. Ah, but come the 20th century, the men took over. So it became a useful description for old buffers, old codgers, old coots, and venerable galahs. Dunstan and Hook first saw daylight in the 1920s, so they are well fitted for the role of venerable galahs and like top politicians they can turn their skills to any subject without having to know to know too much about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe game of bridge is superbly geezer-worthy. It is true some top bridge players are young, but bridge clubs are like bowling clubs. Look around and unquestionably such clubs are pure geezerdom. Bridge is like red wine. It improves with age and like wine it attends to be addictive. Keith Dunstan and Geoff Hook present a guide to Bridge, from A to Z complete with brilliant cartoons. A must have book or gift for the Bridge player and lover.\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-04-27T20:26:03+10:00","created_at":"2016-12-23T13:20:29+11:00","vendor":"Wilkinson Publishing","type":"Books","tags":["Audience_All Ages","Books_Humour","For Ages_All Ages","Format_Paperback"],"price":400,"price_min":400,"price_max":400,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":33231609742,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"9781921804304","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"[Clearance] Two Old Geezers Tell You About Bridge, the A-Z","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":400,"weight":100,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":31,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":"9781921804304","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/davesdeals.com.au\/cdn\/shop\/products\/97814921804304_Two_Old_Geezers_Bridge_A-Z.JPG?v=1616649043"],"featured_image":"\/\/davesdeals.com.au\/cdn\/shop\/products\/97814921804304_Two_Old_Geezers_Bridge_A-Z.JPG?v=1616649043","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":"Two Old Geezers Tell You About Bridge, the A-Z - Books - Daves Deals","id":139600494662,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.913,"height":481,"width":439,"src":"\/\/davesdeals.com.au\/cdn\/shop\/products\/97814921804304_Two_Old_Geezers_Bridge_A-Z.JPG?v=1616649043"},"aspect_ratio":0.913,"height":481,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/davesdeals.com.au\/cdn\/shop\/products\/97814921804304_Two_Old_Geezers_Bridge_A-Z.JPG?v=1616649043","width":439}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp\u003eWhat is a geezer? According to that great expert on language, Eric Partridge, it used to be a disparaging term for old women. Ah, but come the 20th century, the men took over. So it became a useful description for old buffers, old codgers, old coots, and venerable galahs. Dunstan and Hook first saw daylight in the 1920s, so they are well fitted for the role of venerable galahs and like top politicians they can turn their skills to any subject without having to know to know too much about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe game of bridge is superbly geezer-worthy. It is true some top bridge players are young, but bridge clubs are like bowling clubs. Look around and unquestionably such clubs are pure geezerdom. Bridge is like red wine. It improves with age and like wine it attends to be addictive. Keith Dunstan and Geoff Hook present a guide to Bridge, from A to Z complete with brilliant cartoons. A must have book or gift for the Bridge player and lover.\u003c\/p\u003e"}

{"id":7002610827334,"title":"Something I Said","handle":"something-i-said","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor thirteen-year-old Carmichael Taylor, life is one big joke - in a good way. He just can't understand why no one else seems to find everything as funny as he does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen Car is filmed stumbling into performing a piece of hilarious stand-up at the school talent show - targeting his family, school and friends - the footage ends up creating international infamy. But with the promise of fame and fortune comes trouble, and it's up to Car to decide what or who he's willing to risk to chase his comedy dream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGet ready to laugh at life with this heart-warming, unashamedly honest and hilarious look at family, friendship and what really matters.\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2022-09-09T15:46:21+10:00","created_at":"2022-09-09T15:46:13+10:00","vendor":"Bloomsbury Publishing","type":"Books","tags":["Audience_Primary","Books_Fiction","Books_Humour","For Ages_8 Years \u0026 Up","Format_Paperback"],"price":600,"price_min":600,"price_max":600,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":40312374362182,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"9781526628688","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Something I Said","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":600,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":20,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":"9781526628688","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/davesdeals.com.au\/cdn\/shop\/products\/9781526628688-SomethingISaid-1.jpg?v=1662702432"],"featured_image":"\/\/davesdeals.com.au\/cdn\/shop\/products\/9781526628688-SomethingISaid-1.jpg?v=1662702432","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":"Something I Said - Books - Daves Deals","id":21884211593286,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1200,"width":1200,"src":"\/\/davesdeals.com.au\/cdn\/shop\/products\/9781526628688-SomethingISaid-1.jpg?v=1662702432"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1200,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/davesdeals.com.au\/cdn\/shop\/products\/9781526628688-SomethingISaid-1.jpg?v=1662702432","width":1200}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor thirteen-year-old Carmichael Taylor, life is one big joke - in a good way. He just can't understand why no one else seems to find everything as funny as he does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen Car is filmed stumbling into performing a piece of hilarious stand-up at the school talent show - targeting his family, school and friends - the footage ends up creating international infamy. But with the promise of fame and fortune comes trouble, and it's up to Car to decide what or who he's willing to risk to chase his comedy dream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGet ready to laugh at life with this heart-warming, unashamedly honest and hilarious look at family, friendship and what really matters.\u003c\/p\u003e"}

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